How did you lose your virginity?

I must question the propriety of this topic.

If it involved just me, I might feel free to speak about it, but obviously there is a second person involved in a sexual experience and a man shouldn't go around talking about other people's private moments.

For myself I can only say that it was the discovering of a world, the world where Sir John Thomas rules.

I thought that would be it for the rest of me life, no other first times.

Then one day I met someone in the woods, barefoot and wearing a fancy flowered shirt.. and everything was new again.